| Rank | Food | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  |
Wendy's Frosty The Peyton Manning of fast food dessert. Borderline boring, but also consistent, dominant, and impossible not to like. |
| 2 |  |
Sonic Cherry Limeade Made even better by that densely packed, pebble-sized ice, and the styrofoam cups that don't disintegrate into a sticky mess when you leave them in your car cupholder for two months. |
| 3 | |
Sonic Ocean Water The name is vague, so I don't know what sort of flavor it's SUPPOSED to have, but it tastes exactly the way sunblock SMELLS. If that doesn't sound appealing, then this drink isn't for you. |
| 4 |  |
McDonald's Cherry Pie (R.I.P.) John F. Kennedy. Princess Di. Jonathan Brandis. All untimely deaths that rocked the nation, nay, the world, to its core. Add to that list this piping hot delight, which was inexplicably discontinued from the menu some years ago. |
| 5 |  |
Backyard Burger's Blackberry Cobbler I like to order this while wearing a gallant white suit and sipping a tall glass of iced tea. Ladies, take note: I am the quintessential Southern gentleman. |
| 6 | |
McDonald's Caramel Sundae with Peanuts To those of you who prefer this sundae without the nuts, I say: Why do you hate freedom? |
| 7 |  |
Arby's Jamocha Shake I don't think I've ever actually had occasion to get one of these, but I feel good knowing it's there. Kind of like that condom in the drawer beside my bed. |
| 8 |  |
Chick-Fil-A Lemonade Absolutely perfect for washing down 75 - 100 delicious nuggets. |
| Honorable Mentions | ||
| McDonald's Cookies, Jack-in-the-Box Andes Mint Shake, Wendy's Vanilla Frosty Float | ||
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