Timberlake is bringin' Santa back. (Unbelievably, this was the best option of several puns I thought of).

Contemporary takes on old classics, as well as brilliant new carols, make this album a must-have for your tweenage child circa 1998. So this holiday season, grab your loved ones, watch the all-new Christmas episode of "Friends," pop this album in your car CD player, and drive around looking at Christmas lights basking in the comfort of the wonderful Clinton-era economy. Or, if your calender says "2008" but you are a yuletide connoisseur with slightly effeminate, outdated taste in popular music, indulge yourself in the immaculate harmonies and suburban sincerity of Lance, Joey, Lars, Tito, and that guy who used to date Britney Spears. All irony (and pride) aside, the Boys from Orlando do make genuinely festive carols out of heretofore dull tunes like "The First Noel." And trust me, this record can be purchased anonymously on eBay -- I suggest a username like EggnogGrrrl14. Merry Christmas indeed -- it's snowing boyz!