On the Topical Male Enhancement Treatment I Just Heard Advertised on the Radio

No lie. Unlike other products made to enlarge that "special place," this male enhancement treatment (whose name I failed to catch) boasts that it produces visible results in THREE TO FIVE SECONDS. Now I know this sounds incredible, but it gets even more uncanny. The radio ad also described the product as "topical," meaning such rapid growth is not the result of invasive surgery, or risky internal medication -- this male enhancer is some sort of LOTION! Apparently modern science has evolved to a point (or so this 30-second spot would have us believe) where merely rubbing the right sort of lotion vigorously on a man's groin can produce significant and noticeable growth in that area, in only a matter of moments. I don't know what powerful, cutting-edge ingredients must be in that cream, but I'm sure the leading additive is 100% pure Magic. If this unbelievable claim is true, the landscape of male potency will be changed forever. Erections, as it turns out, don't require pesky pills, plastic surgery, or amazing genetic luck. All it seems to take is the focused rubbing of the area with lotion. Magical, $500 lotion.

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